one more thing

It is important that everyone listens to Jungle Boogy by Earth Wind & Fire today.

long time no see.

Once again I failed to blog all weekend, It's hard to focus on the internet when you spend the majority of your weekend time drinking. Oh well.

I got no new news or cool things. I've started working on a really big drawing of a group of my friends, It will be on here when its finally done. Other than that no new art. As for new music, I have been a little hooked on this song.

Other than that nothing cool happened, had some cool guests up here for the weekend, not my guests, but many parties with people from far off lands is always fun.

Did you know? That today, NASA discovered water on the moon?

Go check it out if your interested.

Me? I'm off to get my tickets for the Wild Water Kingdom thats soon to be built there.

did you know?

Hello folks. 

Today, I'd like to throw some very interesting things at you. Since I'm lacking in youtube videos and art today.

So here it goes:

Did you know that you could buy a round of gold with none other than Tiger Woods off of ebay? The bidding starts at $425,000 and closes a month from now.

Did you know the human brains consists of more than 100 billion neurons (nerve cells) through which the brain's commands are sent in the form of electric pulses. These pulses travel at more than 400 km/h (250 mph), creating enough electricity to power a lightbulb. 

I'll keep that in mind the next time my power goes out.

Also,

It is estimated that the mental capacity of a 100-year old human with perfect memory could be represented by computer with 10 to the power of 15 bits (one petabit). At the current rate of computer chip development, that figure can be reached in about 35 years. However, that represents just memory capacity, not the extremely complex processes of thought creation and emotions.

I hope that one day I can have an intelligent conversation with my computer.

Last fact,

Did you know that there are only 3 animals on this planet that can recognize themselves in a mirror? The three are humans, dolphins, orangutans.

Weird.

I got stuff to do.

Later.

artartart

back for more.

Okay, sitting in film foundations looking back on my day I haven't really accomplished much.
However, spare time should lead you to go check out the following.

Weezer - Ratitude
So I listened to this cd for most of the day, I can't remember exactly what songs I liked besides I Don't Want To Let You Go, Tripping Down The Freeway, and Can't Stop Partying. But it is a good cd, I'm not sure if Weezer will ever be able to top their blue album, but they continue to try which makes me happy. Anyways, go buy it, or download it illegally if your into that kind of thing.


Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
This is the reason I almost didn't make it to film foundations today. I made it through two levels of this action orgy, and I have to say, its way better than the first, which I didn't think was all that possible. Anyways, if you feel like moving your schedule around and spending a day playing through this, I suggest doing so.


Anyways, funny video.



This happened in film foundations, I don't know how I feel about it.

todays lesson.

Don't give up on the things that are really important to you. No matter how much of a struggle it is.

I'll be back with more later.

things have changed.

So I have returned from a life defining weekend.

Coming out on the other side of it I know my life will never been the same as it has until this point. Not necessarily in a bad way, but different. Although this break up hasn't exactly been smooth, It seems like I've finally done my final wrong and I have lost someone that cared about me very dearly.

So..to reflect. Here's something new.

The things he still has to see.

The places has yet to be.

The haunting loneliness in being free.

I hope that amanda understands all this.

Sorry for everything.

Later folks.

the day david blaine swallowed his own head.

So today has been a very interesting day. We've been on a day full of adventures and it is only 3:30.

Its a pretty good idea that you go visit this site :
http://www.vgcats.com/super
If you know anything about being a pokemon master you will probably get a few laughs out of it. If you don't you can probably get a few laughs out of the fact that I still enjoy pokemon related jokes.

More later. peace

karl says

Karl has a very important message for you fine folks;

Karl says, fuck that shit like its mashed potatoes, put some gravy in it, turn that shit into a volcano. Boom, dynamite, fuck you shaka kahn.

I hope he regrets this like he regrets whisky.

Night friends.

Smore art. Background for your computer

movember

So I have begun the mustache month of movember here in m28.

I know my mustache won't be anything to be amazed over, but a man can dream. I hope that by the end of the month I can proudly rock a shirt like this one:

I'm going to do my best, wish me luck. I have an essay to do, I'll make a proper post eventually.

Who wants a mustache ride?

i deliver.

I did this today, be proud.

sunday night shenanigens

So its 4 a.m. and I have no one else to talk to, It seems that the rest of the planet is sleeping, I am not quite so fortunate. I got back from a much needed reading week today. That was coupled with an amazing Halloween weekend spent in London visiting the nice scholars at Western University. There isn't really anything like thousands of people downtown in the middle of the night, all dressed like forgotten characters from the 90's. I'm spending my time semi-productively right now, scanning pictures from my sketchbook onto my computer using my brand new printer, which is working phenomenally. I'd like to say I have music or something to amuse you with but truth is that I've been gone all weekend. If you want some good new music however, I suggest you do some google searching for Lil' Wayne's new No Ceilings mixtape, great stuff there. I need sleep. Goodnight.

I wanted something better man

I had a dream the other night, But it wasn't just any dream. Let me tell you about it. The year was 2009. I was riding Via Rail from Sudbury to get home from school. It was the late train and I was listening to my music staring out the window. I was casually inspecting the other few passengers aboard this late flight when I noticed a guy a couple rows ahead of me was sick. He seemed pale and pasty and could not stop coughing. I shrugged off this man as somebody with 'swine flu' and went back to my music. About 5 minutes later a sound cut through my blaring music and I could hear coughing. I took out my headphones and realized the man was coughing violently. I went to stand up to check to see if he was okay but because of the feared H1N1 I decided to just ask somebody on the train to check him out. I grabbed a security guard from the next car and brought him in. The security guard went over to check on the man, he grabbed his shoulder and the man looked up at him, I could tell something was wrong by the look in the security guards eye, the man suddenly lunged at the security guard biting him and bringing him to the floor. Zombies. The dream continued, for a long time. But that is not the point, I now feel that swine flu will become the virus that turns us all into zombies. Anyways, new music from the Foo Fighters Greatest Hits album. Stay human my friends.

new media

So its Monday of reading week, and heres an update on the state of affairs. Our new house is amazing, just a couple days here and I already feel at home. I was in the last house for 2 years and I can't remember a day when it felt like home. Been getting a nice oshawa-whitby crew together for at home hijinks and things are good. Cheers. Now to important matters, Most actors like acting until they are on their deathbed, better actors, act even after, http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/theimaginariumofdoctorparnassus/ Check out the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, the Joker lives on. Get excited. Enjoy the rest of your day with this, one of the few people who can make a better version of a Jay-Z song

it found me.

Hello again. I hope everyones Sunday is significantly less filled with hangover than mine. So last night while drinking me and friends stumbled across some funny videos, but it wasn't until today when I looked at where these videos came from that I really found some funny stuff that I would like to share. But before we get started on that we should have a little discussion. I know for a long time now people have said probably the most amazing, interesting, fast, friendly, crazy, and cool man on the planet is none other than Chuck Norris. However, I would like to state my disagreement. That is, under the condition that I have any one of the following names to back me up and take him on, because I could not. So back to yesterday. Early in the day I was convinced by a Dos Equis commercial to by the brand of beer drank by the most interesting man in the world. This man in my opinion could easily beat Chuck Norris I thought to myself, but as the day went on, I was confronted with two more characters that I think could give him a run for his money. So to follow this paragraph are pitches for 3 men who could take Chuck Norris. I'd like to know who you think would win in the free for all. Let me know who wins the awesome competition

no place like home

So i'm home for reading week. Going to catch up some much needed sleep and work. In my time since I've been home I've done a little wikipedia searching and rediscovered the progress of some movies I was pumped for. I love explosions, and superhero movies. So knowing that theres going to be more movies like The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man just make me excited to buy movie tickets. Even if they don't have amazing actors like Robert Downey Junior and Edward Norton, I can at least get excited for The Avengers movie when I can watch Iron Man try to beat the Hulk up. I get excited about the strangest things. Alright, off to waste my time with video games, Also, because I can.

lost in limbo

so the face lift is taking longer than I thought. After all it is very hard balancing a blog with my massive amount of work and my extremely large ego. I'm trying to work some of my drawings in this site so give me a little break. Reading week next week should prove to be good for this little escapade. For now enjoy some new beats from Mr. Hudson alongside my favorite man on the moon. later gators.

Facelift

It's about time I started to take this blog seriously. I'm going to stop treating this like a grade school project and start giving it some real thought.

I'll be back in a few hours.

C is for Chicken

Well hello again,

I'm returning from the hiatus I took over thanksgiving weekend. Getting back into the groove of blogging is difficult and especially hard when you live in res and life never slows down. But now that I'm back I feel that I should make todays blog post and forget about anytime spent away.

You may not be that excited to see that C is for Chicken. However, you'll be happy to know that I don't plan on writing about chickens at all, at least in the typical sense of the word.

Let me start this off by saying just one thing. I am terrified.

"What are you so afraid of Tyler?" You may be asking yourself.

The answer is nothing, except for alcoholic poisoning. But this drinking is beginning to get to me. The money and nights that disappear. It makes for amazing stories, but I can't keep it up forever. However, since I am in residence I'm fully aware that I will continue to drink until I move away from here. I just needed to vent before I poured my first whisky & coke. Real blogs to follow in the upcoming days.

Signing out,

My name is Tyler, and I am a University Student.

B is for Beer

http://www.mazaika.com/grafika/dog_of_beer_big.jpg

Continuing in the same fashion as my last blog. B is for Beer.

Beer is possibly the greatest invention by man,ever.

Some may argue that liquor is better, and to the fools who say this, I deny your reality and replace it with my own.

Beer is better tasting. Beer is the source of nearly every drinking game on not only this planet, but nearly 98% of livable planets in the universe. It is manlier, better for you, and just cooler looking than any liquor in existence. Don't believe me? Moderate consumption of beer has been known to decrease risk of cardiac disease, stroke, and cognitive decline.

Beer is the oldest drink known to man next to water & tea. It dates back to 9000 BC. Today, 35 billion gallons of beer are sold every year and bring in a global revenue of nearly 300 billion dollars.

So next time you take a drink of this shiny gift from above. Think about how many people around the world would be willing to sit down and have a cold one with you.

Cheers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6U7_-BeGc

A is for Aye-Aye

Hey, hello and how are ya,

First of all I guess I should say hello to anyone bored enough to be reading this. I'm going to be doing this blog for the next month and recording all that goes on with it for my information technology class. Communications woo.

Anyways, hopefully what I put in here will be amusing enough to get you to come back time and time again.

With all that said, heres my first post. It is probably one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.

It looks something like this

If this image hasn't scarred you for life then I suggest you check this video out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpkXHX_7ju0

This is the Aye-Aye, its about 5 pounds and lives in Madagascar. It uses its crazy long middle finger to forage for food and to flip off people it doesn't like. It parties all night, and sleeps all day. It is the new subject of my nightmares.

I'm going to leave it at that today. You can find the Aye-Aye on wikipedia.

Talk to ya tomorrow.