Beer is possibly the greatest invention by man,ever.
Some may argue that liquor is better, and to the fools who say this, I deny your reality and replace it with my own.
Beer is better tasting. Beer is the source of nearly every drinking game on not only this planet, but nearly 98% of livable planets in the universe. It is manlier, better for you, and just cooler looking than any liquor in existence. Don't believe me? Moderate consumption of beer has been known to decrease risk of cardiac disease, stroke, and cognitive decline.
Beer is the oldest drink known to man next to water & tea. It dates back to 9000 BC. Today, 35 billion gallons of beer are sold every year and bring in a global revenue of nearly 300 billion dollars.
So next time you take a drink of this shiny gift from above. Think about how many people around the world would be willing to sit down and have a cold one with you.
Cheers.
