I wanted something better man

I had a dream the other night, But it wasn't just any dream. Let me tell you about it. The year was 2009. I was riding Via Rail from Sudbury to get home from school. It was the late train and I was listening to my music staring out the window. I was casually inspecting the other few passengers aboard this late flight when I noticed a guy a couple rows ahead of me was sick. He seemed pale and pasty and could not stop coughing. I shrugged off this man as somebody with 'swine flu' and went back to my music. About 5 minutes later a sound cut through my blaring music and I could hear coughing. I took out my headphones and realized the man was coughing violently. I went to stand up to check to see if he was okay but because of the feared H1N1 I decided to just ask somebody on the train to check him out. I grabbed a security guard from the next car and brought him in. The security guard went over to check on the man, he grabbed his shoulder and the man looked up at him, I could tell something was wrong by the look in the security guards eye, the man suddenly lunged at the security guard biting him and bringing him to the floor. Zombies. The dream continued, for a long time. But that is not the point, I now feel that swine flu will become the virus that turns us all into zombies. Anyways, new music from the Foo Fighters Greatest Hits album. Stay human my friends.
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new media

So its Monday of reading week, and heres an update on the state of affairs. Our new house is amazing, just a couple days here and I already feel at home. I was in the last house for 2 years and I can't remember a day when it felt like home. Been getting a nice oshawa-whitby crew together for at home hijinks and things are good. Cheers. Now to important matters, Most actors like acting until they are on their deathbed, better actors, act even after, http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/theimaginariumofdoctorparnassus/ Check out the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, the Joker lives on. Get excited. Enjoy the rest of your day with this, one of the few people who can make a better version of a Jay-Z song
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it found me.

Hello again. I hope everyones Sunday is significantly less filled with hangover than mine. So last night while drinking me and friends stumbled across some funny videos, but it wasn't until today when I looked at where these videos came from that I really found some funny stuff that I would like to share. But before we get started on that we should have a little discussion. I know for a long time now people have said probably the most amazing, interesting, fast, friendly, crazy, and cool man on the planet is none other than Chuck Norris. However, I would like to state my disagreement. That is, under the condition that I have any one of the following names to back me up and take him on, because I could not. So back to yesterday. Early in the day I was convinced by a Dos Equis commercial to by the brand of beer drank by the most interesting man in the world. This man in my opinion could easily beat Chuck Norris I thought to myself, but as the day went on, I was confronted with two more characters that I think could give him a run for his money. So to follow this paragraph are pitches for 3 men who could take Chuck Norris. I'd like to know who you think would win in the free for all. Let me know who wins the awesome competition
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no place like home

So i'm home for reading week. Going to catch up some much needed sleep and work. In my time since I've been home I've done a little wikipedia searching and rediscovered the progress of some movies I was pumped for. I love explosions, and superhero movies. So knowing that theres going to be more movies like The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man just make me excited to buy movie tickets. Even if they don't have amazing actors like Robert Downey Junior and Edward Norton, I can at least get excited for The Avengers movie when I can watch Iron Man try to beat the Hulk up. I get excited about the strangest things. Alright, off to waste my time with video games, Also, because I can.
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lost in limbo

so the face lift is taking longer than I thought. After all it is very hard balancing a blog with my massive amount of work and my extremely large ego. I'm trying to work some of my drawings in this site so give me a little break. Reading week next week should prove to be good for this little escapade. For now enjoy some new beats from Mr. Hudson alongside my favorite man on the moon. later gators.
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Facelift

It's about time I started to take this blog seriously. I'm going to stop treating this like a grade school project and start giving it some real thought.
I'll be back in a few hours.
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C is for Chicken

Well hello again,
I'm returning from the hiatus I took over thanksgiving weekend. Getting back into the groove of blogging is difficult and especially hard when you live in res and life never slows down. But now that I'm back I feel that I should make todays blog post and forget about anytime spent away.
You may not be that excited to see that C is for Chicken. However, you'll be happy to know that I don't plan on writing about chickens at all, at least in the typical sense of the word.
Let me start this off by saying just one thing. I am terrified.
"What are you so afraid of Tyler?" You may be asking yourself.
The answer is nothing, except for alcoholic poisoning. But this drinking is beginning to get to me. The money and nights that disappear. It makes for amazing stories, but I can't keep it up forever. However, since I am in residence I'm fully aware that I will continue to drink until I move away from here. I just needed to vent before I poured my first whisky & coke. Real blogs to follow in the upcoming days.
Signing out,
My name is Tyler, and I am a University Student.
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B is for Beer

Continuing in the same fashion as my last blog. B is for Beer.
Beer is possibly the greatest invention by man,ever.
Some may argue that liquor is better, and to the fools who say this, I deny your reality and replace it with my own.
Beer is better tasting. Beer is the source of nearly every drinking game on not only this planet, but nearly 98% of livable planets in the universe. It is manlier, better for you, and just cooler looking than any liquor in existence. Don't believe me? Moderate consumption of beer has been known to decrease risk of cardiac disease, stroke, and cognitive decline.
Beer is the oldest drink known to man next to water & tea. It dates back to 9000 BC. Today, 35 billion gallons of beer are sold every year and bring in a global revenue of nearly 300 billion dollars.
So next time you take a drink of this shiny gift from above. Think about how many people around the world would be willing to sit down and have a cold one with you.
Cheers.
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A is for Aye-Aye

Hey, hello and how are ya,
First of all I guess I should say hello to anyone bored enough to be reading this. I'm going to be doing this blog for the next month and recording all that goes on with it for my information technology class. Communications woo.
Anyways, hopefully what I put in here will be amusing enough to get you to come back time and time again.
With all that said, heres my first post. It is probably one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
It looks something like this
If this image hasn't scarred you for life then I suggest you check this video out:
This is the Aye-Aye, its about 5 pounds and lives in Madagascar. It uses its crazy long middle finger to forage for food and to flip off people it doesn't like. It parties all night, and sleeps all day. It is the new subject of my nightmares.
I'm going to leave it at that today. You can find the Aye-Aye on wikipedia.
Talk to ya tomorrow.
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